I just cut my nipple shaving
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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