PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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