A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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