he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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