And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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