im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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