Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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