She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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