I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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