Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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