I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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