Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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