You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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