**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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