i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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