That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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