i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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