Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
we should paint friendship bongs
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