Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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