I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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