I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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