I'm really into asian looking animals
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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