Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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