it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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