Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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