Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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