Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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