you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
