I've blown a few things in my day
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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