when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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