Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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