My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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