Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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