Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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