I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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