found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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