is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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