Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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