fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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