I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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