I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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