Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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