im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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