The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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