Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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