Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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