yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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