One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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