Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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