I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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