How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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