Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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