Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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