I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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