Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Sorry my hands just texted you
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I don't deserve a penis
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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