But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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