Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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