Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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