Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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